Have you ever wondered why Disney World is the only people trap operated by a mouse? And why do the alphabet song and ’Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star’ have the same tune? Or...
1. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?
2. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would ever eat?
3. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog’s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
4. If Jimmy cracks corn and noone cares, why is there a song about him?
5. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
6. If the professor on Gilligan’s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
1. Happy Vasectomy! Hope you feel zippy! ’Cause when I got one...I got real snippy.
2. I heard you had herpes...and I feel terrible...I’d say "get well soon" but I know it’s incurable!
3. My tire was thumping I thought it was flat...when I looked at the tire, I found your cat...Sorry!
4. You had your bladder removed and your on the mends... here’s a bouquet of flowers and a box of Depends!
5. You’ve announced that you’re gay, and won’t that be a laugh, when they find out you’re one... of the Joint Chiefs of Staff!
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